valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

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keepcalmwearetimeless:

911 HIS HAND WENT INSIDE HER JAAACKEEEET (x)

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nowyoukno:

lonewolfpawprints:

coelasquid:

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

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valiantnomore:

skeletongender:

scarysamwinchester:

stephenkawking:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

When I was in grade school a kid bit into his chicken nugget and there was a strange black hard thing inside that broke his tooth.

our hot dogs bounce 3 feet in the air

in elementary school we actually dreaded pizza day. we only got cheese pizza, n if u pushed down on the corner the other end would pop up. frickin solid cheese layer over a cardboard-texture crust.

Caterpillars in the salad… Nuff said. 

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spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

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shucking:

newtmastime:

but can someone please tell me the secret of thomas sangster’s eternal youth i mean srsly image

dermatologists hate him

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busybrody:

thedeathcats:

mashable:

In Case You Missed It:

The theme of last night’s dancing with the stars was reliving the memorable years. And that meant Alfonso Ribeiro reintroduced us to his famous dance — The Carlton — from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Watch the full dance here.

what a time to be alive

bless

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campiwatobi-basuke:

democracyisdead:

micdotcom:

35 intense photos capture protesters’ struggle for Democracy in Hong Kong

Follow micdotcom

This breaks my heart but I’m so fucking proud of you guys for standing your ground! @postcitywave

小心 Stay safe <3

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

It’s called a “Greek Chorus” technique in case you were wondering

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jeellshobbies:

My dream cast for Cinder? Seychelle Gabriel!

Tanned skin? Check
Brown eyes? Check
Brown/ dark hair? Check

NGAYAHHAHAHAH It’s also pretty accurate on how I pictured her in my head x)